My Father's Eating Habits.

He was served meal after meal, plate after plate,
Everyone was sickened by the way that he ate.
He starved children from Africa just to satisfy his tummy,
Shoving more down his throat exclaiming, "MMM! YUMMY YUMMY!"
"MORE! MORE," he demanded, there weren't any scraps left behind,
We feed his everything we can find.
He grows bigger by the moment, but he still won't pop!
Will his hunger ever stop!?
We tried everything, slipping diet pills in his lard, but it doesn't seem to work,
He started digging in faster with his over sized fork.
My mother cries, we have nothing left and he still isn't full,
How could one man be so cruel!?
Finally war breaks loose because of the food shortage and one mad shoots him to stop his consumption,
It doesn't seem to affect him at all, the blubber swallows it whole, OH MY! CORRUPTION!