Cheese and cracker delight.

Cheese and crackers are a microwave delight,
whoever discovered them,
are deffinetely bright.

The way the cheese melts over the cracker,
the sweet and salty taste,
oh so tender.

If that's not true love,
I don't know what is.
But screw that boy over there,
they're not his!

They're mine, all mine,
and if your lucky I'll share.
The only way I'll give you one,
is in your underwear.