Timbits

I have a theory on peoples personalities,
you can define everybody by a Tim bit.
I know, I know.
You think I'm a dimwit.

But here it goes,
and beware of the typos.

Two faced people are like Honey Glazed,
they just can't make up their mind.
Crispy one day, soft the next,
why don't they just combine?

Hormonal women are like the Cherry Filled ones,
isn't a 5 day period enough?
Don't you get sick of that stuff?

The down to earth people are like the Old Fashioned Tim Bits,
they're always true to themselves,
and continually showing their wits.

The posers are like the Old Fashioned GLAZE,
they try too hard,
and fail to amaze.

Well that's enough metaphors for today,
Tim bits will always find a way to stay.