X Marks the Spot

X marks the spot
On top of these hills.
For it's within that cave
That treasure fills.

Follow the map
And lets set sail.
There's no turning back,
Now you can't just bail.

The map says go north.
But the wind blows south.
Hey you there!
BLOW! You've got a big mouth.

Your lungs aren't working.
Well that really sucks.
Oh wait! Stop! Look!
We're being pulled by those ducks!

Finally we made it!
Now lets hike there!
'X marks the spot,'
It says so by that tear.

Now lets go east,
To that great mount!
One billion paces,
Someone please count!

Oh lookie there!
See that cave above?
Be careful here,
Just give that rock a shove.

We made it!
We found the X.
But wait just a sec.,
What comes next?

We seemed to have forgotten
That we needed something to dig.
All I brought was the map
And my chewing twig.

What?! Don't lie!
"All is well" you say.
Why is that?
How is this OKAY?

You have a dog?
Why do you have him?
Oh excuse me for offending,
Your dog's name is Slim?

Well get Slim to dig.
Tell him to dig right here.
'X marks the spot'
Now we have nothing to fear!

Wow, Slim is fast!
That hole is so big!
Now we need to get that out,
And to do so, we'll need a rig!

I twiddle here,
And twiddle there.
I even let that person
Do braids in my hair.

I'm so nervous,
I hope this thing works.
If not then I deem you
The biggest group of dorks!

Oh look! It's working!
Now we are rich!
And you were worried
About a glitch!

We followed the map
To the X on the spot
I think we did this well
And surprisingly, no one fought!

~Yes, I do have too much time on my hands...but remember you're the one who read it, so now who has too much time on their hands? Oh wait....that's still me...oh well, please comment!~