First date Jitters

He came to pick me up at eight
I did not complain even though he was a hour late
When he opened the car door
A condom was on the floor
What was I supposed to say
"Oh you had a busy day"
He had on a nice hat
But it didn't match
Green Pants, a purple shirt and a red jacket what's the deal
I'm thinking to my self this can't be real
I relaxed then we mad it to the mall
So everyone is staring Oh did I mention I'm 5'9 & he is like 5 feet tall
What could I do
Then out of no were the heel broke off my shoe
We get to a store and he offers to get me something
In reality he knew he couldn't get me anything
Cuz he didn't have any money

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