I fell up the stairs instead of going down,
wore clothes that was mixed matched,
I was the only popular girl in school,
I was single for the rest of my life,
I didn't come out the house because I didn't think I look good coming out the house,
I found out if I was pregnant and didn't know who the daddy was,
I tried my hardest to impress someone,
But I couldn't,
I tried to sing and I cracked the glass,
I told jokes that were corny as they could be,
I danced,
But couldn't because I didn't have an interest in it,
I got drunk and started dancing in the street,
I did a plank call on one of my friends,
I did a plank on someone and they were mad at me forever,
I was in the mirror making faces at myself,
I shot a basketball and air balled it,
I was in a race and the Rest of the team was fast,
But I was the slowest one,
I was the weakest person in the world,
I was the dumbest person in the world,
I was the only one in the world,
But they didn't notice it,
I was th only person in the room and couldn't drive,
there are many things that are funny,
But it is too many to name.
