I'm Hungry

I'm walking around the neighborhood looking for some food.
I want to eat something, something that is good.

So I decided to eat at dominoes.
But when they gave me the pizza, they forgot the tomatoes.

Later I left to eat at Jack In The Box.
But when I got in, all of the people inside had chicken pox.
I said to myself " I ain't gonna stay."
A guy tried to come up to me but I ran away.

So I was walking around when I felt a rumble in my gut.
Then that's when I said " It's time to go to Pizza Hut."
But later I said " naw that stuff is nasty."
Last time I ate that it made my farts hecka gasty."

It was getting worse, I started to feel pain in my tummy.
I looked inside my wallet and said "DAMN...I don't have that much money!"

So I went to a Mexican restaurant to buy some burritos
But it cost 10 buck!!! and said "Nope...I rather buy a bag of Dorritos."

So finally I went into McDonald's to buy a Big Mac
Then the guy said "can I take your order?"
I said "mannnn...you need a tic-tac."
Then he said "well at least I didn't hop the boarder."

"You know what, I just want my food!!"
He said "OK dude, everything is good"
He gave me my bag and went back walking around the hood.

The sun was still up, sunny and bright
I unwrapped the paper and said "it wouldn't hurt to have one bite."

When I bit down, my mouth started to TICKLE...
I looked inside and said "O MY GOD!!!"
he forgot the the PICKLES!!