I'm going to tell a story
One that doesn't make any sense
But aren't those type of stories
Usually always the best?
The story starts out with Billy
Billy is very very silly
He traded his mother for some magic beans
The seller said, "Of course they're magic beans! By all means!"
So Billy took the beans
But on his way home
He encountered the warlock, Mr. Sherlock Holmes
"Give me the beans," Sherlock threatened
"Or I'll feed ye to my bees"
Billy didn't know what to do
So he blew his safety whistle
And who did answered his plea
Mr. Peter Pan and his faerie
Mr. Pan brought him to safety
Billy thanked him quite thankfully
So now Billy only had one thing to do
He had to find out who framed Roger Rabbit,
Who could have done it? Who??
Billy eventually found out
Who framed his best friend?
It was none other,
Then that little backstabbing Fred (Flintstone)
Fred was the one
Who framed Roger Rabbit
The deed is done
Roger Rabbit
Is as free as the sun
But now Billy still had one thing to do
He had to save his lover
From the dragon, this be true
Climb to the highest tower, in the biggest of castles
Can Billy do it?
It takes loads of courage
Can Billy do it?
“Nah, screw it,
This only gets more confusingâ€
Billy said, and then he walked off
And that, my dear friend
Is the very very end. (Now you have to wait for part two!)
