Did you know boy?
That she sits and she waits by the phone?
Waiting for you to make her phone ring?
Everyday you let her down.
Everyday you cause her mother to but more Ben & Jerry's.
Why Boy?
What did she do to you?
NOW boy,
She's eaten all the ice Cream she can take,
Pulled out the cord for the phone in her wall,
Put on something nice and went to strut the streets.
Now she has a good boy.
Who calls her everyday.