Today in my kitchen I found a leak
So I called my trustee plummer in
As he crouched down in front of me
All my thoughts were those of sin
Desire coursed through every vein
And I launched myself on top of him
Ignored the surprised expression
Begged him to take me within
We rolled around the kitchen
Both frantic with desire
As his hands caressed my skin
Felt my body light on fire
We rolled around the floor
Our hands searching everywhere
Ecstasy hit my soul
When he hit the spot right there
By the time we had finished
Our skin was truly glowing
And if you looked deep in our eyes
Proof of our loves showing
By the time he went to leave
I was on the greatest high
So I whispered softly in his ear
Kissed his face and said goodbye
Today in my house I found another leak
Seems against my house I just can't win
A bright smile appeared then on my face
Looks like I'll have to call my plummer in