Happy Harry's flat cat Pat

Happy Harry has a cat
Happy Harry's cats named Pat
Pat the cat wasnt bright
Pat the cat slept out of sight
Porky peter came to see
Porky Peter stayed for tea

Now this is where things get rough
Keep up please its not too tough

Happy Harry pulled up a seat
Porky Peter sat down to eat
Pat the cat let out a growl
Porky Peter released a howl
Pat the cat is now quite flat
Because Porky Peter was too fat