HEWIE IS A POOEY

by Becky Mains   Jul 2, 2007


There is this stupid little annoying fly
hes being so queer i just want to say goodbye
bam punch him in the tenticles
and then read him his fortune
that says
haha FLY YOU WERE MEANT TO DIE
YOU FLEW INTO A COMPUTER SCREEN
THAT WAS SO MEAN
THEN YOU CAME BACK TO LIFE AND FLEW INTO THE LIGHT
BUT THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST FLIGHT
CAUSE SHE WILL PUNCH YOU
AND YOUR LITTLE NASTY BODY WILL BE PUSHED INTO SOMEONES SHOE
maybe

oh hewie..you used to be so nice
back when me and inky thought you had lice
and she vacuumed you up in her cleaner
and how we wished you hadnt been such a weiner
a little bit leaner..
to get you out of that jam

oh well your life is over
maybe you should become a dog and name yourself rover

goodbyeeee hero of the year 2007!

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