Story of my life

I have cheese in a can..
dont take it out of my hand..
my mom got this out of the van..
now im at the beach to get a tan..
but now im covered in sand.
i have to shower before i meet my uncle dan.
but its to hot so ill sit in front of the fan.
while i txt on my boyfriends phone, his name is stan.
but i have to go play kick the can.
i ran to go get that can..
i stole it from dan-dan..hes the man.but not my man cuz his name is stan.and hes my biggest fan..

ok im done bye.

p.s.its suppose to ryhm like this cuz i was just bored.me and my cuzin were eatin cheese out of a can.and we just went on from there..
something just dorky cuz we were bored.