A Roll in the Hay with Fanny May (collab)

A collab with a dear friend ... Frank http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/author.html?id=259865
-topic: A roll in the hay / thongs

~ A Roll in the Hay with Fanny May ~

A farmer boy called Will E-Ard
Met a girl called Fanny May
These two were quite inseparable
Together night and day

One morn they were out walking
When young Will got an urge
To roll in the hay with Fanny May
And their thoughts began to merge

Will fondled Fanny's new attire
A pink thong she did display
His mind, it blew and Will, he knew
He so wanted Fanny May

All that stood between them
Was a simple string; a thong
But his luck was shot, he found a knot
And he struggled for so long

As Fanny May got restless
She lay down and went to sleep
Will did detest, he could find no rest
That his body yearned for just one peep

He summoned all his inner strength
And he gave that thong a yank
It unraveled right before his eyes
So he gave those cheeks a spank

Now Fanny May said "ooh la la"
And kissed her Will E-Ard
They rolled in the hay, and so did play
For miles her squeals were heard

They made love as the sun it shone
And the linnet sang its song
A vow they made, Will and Fanny May
That together, they would forever belong

So that's the tale of Will-EArd
And his darling Fanny May
How true love first began
With a wild roll in the hay