Fairy Tales Gone Bad

Now you all know the story of Jack
And at his beanpole he did hack
After he stole really quick
A golden laying chick

Now here is something most don't know
But there is a story after the pole
Little jack by all means
Helped himself to some new beans

So whenever he needs
He plants the beans
And climbs the stalk
To the giant he doesn't talk

Then he meets sweet Gretel
The attraction is as firm as metal
Jealous is the one called Hans
Because he wants to be fairest in the lands

Then comes little riding hood
And even the tank engine that could
The run through children's minds grim
And then there is always death upon them