Today's the day,
I'm selling my house
The house is almost perfect,
There's only one mouse
It's such a great deal,
It's a huge freaking steal
You won't go wrong with this house
However, there's a few minor problems
That I should mention
All of the problems equal just a bit of tention
The floor always creaks,
The ceiling always leaks,
There's a bear that lives in the backyard
But removing him shouldn't be hard
Some rooms have mold,
There's a draft so room will get cold
Also sleep with your doors closed,
Or the mouse will head your hair 'till your bald
The garden is dead
You should buy a new bed,
Because the one I have is an oldy
It's all lumpy and moldy
All in all, you should buy this house,
It's such a great deal!
It's a huge freaking steal!
Just a few minor problems
But it won't be hard to solve 'em
So you really should buy this house
But you cannot sue,
If any of the following, should happen to you;
Ceiling collapses on you, bear eats you, mouse eats your eye balls, there's a huge flood and you drown, or almost drown, the floor collapses beneath you, the mold comes alive and takes form of a monster and spreads a plague on the human race turning every living thing inside out, or if the ghost that lives in the closet tricks you into coming into the ghost world with him.
