I am secretly in love with harry potter

The other night
gave me a fright
i went to go see the lovely harry potter
that damn Dolores um bridge, i hope they shot her

anyway i decided harry is hot
that might be because of the pot
but anyway i began to stalk him
i found out "he" is really a SHIM

i cried for hours and hours
this couldn't be reversed with even voldemort's power
so my name is Katie
i love harry potter, the shim baby.