It's All About Me

It's all about me

Searching for a brand new man
With a loving caring heart
Smiles must come easily
Right from the very start

Need a strong shoulder
For times when I am sad
He needs to be sensitive
To things that make me mad

Needs to be a gentleman
Opening and closing doors
Buying me flowers everyday
Leaving me wanting more

Someone tall with eyes of brown
Hair is a must, no bald heads
Like hair to run my fingers through
When we're cuddling in the bed

Must like to wait on women
Be at my beckon call
Otherwise don't answer ad
Cause on your butt you'll fall

Must like to spoil me rotten
Looking for a new spouse
Only one thing to remember
Home is called the hen house

If you can live up to these rules
Then your the man for me
Call the number listed below
One more thing no sports on my TV

Call I-800-It's-all about-me

Written for club challenge for a personal ad :)

Written By: Cynthia Graver July 16,2007