To my depressed friend:

Depressed is your mood,
and although my method is crude,
I wish to help,
Though I be but a welp.
Your status is 'bored and pissed',
And through these two things, I get the gist,
Upset is what you seem,
But perhaps it is all just a dream?
Help is what I offer, if I may,
Just thank me if I can, I need no pay.
Although simple this poem may be,
I hope to have helped thee.