The Impossible Game

I had a bad day,
Trying to play
This really hard game
Oh god, it’s lame

I suck at it
I can’t beat the first stage!
I just want to scream,
Something I’m not allowed to say (on this website)
This game sucks hard,
It’s impossible to play
Why doesn’t this game,
Just go away!?

But no I can’t stop
Gotta at least beat the first boss
But god, it’s impossible
It’s driving me insane!
I wanna jump off a plane!

The first enemy hit me for 10,
I hit him for one
He hit me for four,
Son of a ***** he won

I’m stuck in the basement
Trying to figure this out
This game can’t get any worse
How in god’s name do you mount on a horse?!

I think I did it,
I almost beat the first stage!
There’s only a couple baddies left,
I got it made!

There he is,
The very last boss
Look at his gun! It’s a huge gauss!

He shot me for 20!
Damn I’m going down!
I worked so hard!
I can’t lose now!

I shot him for 10!
It was a crit. hit!
I’m so nervous; I can’t swallow my Tim-Bits

Here we go,
I think I got him
One hit left from death
I know I can do this
I’m going to kill Mr.Geth (Stupid Boss name…I know)

I did it!
I won!
His bodies’ on the ground!
Ha ha, you butt mongrel
This time I shot you down

So I did it,
I beat the first stage
But now I’m ready,
For the next level of the game

It’s even harder, if you can believe it
But I’m sure I will, eventually beat it
By my calculations,
It’ll take four months,
Of no social life at all,
So get outta here, beat it