Oh me! I cant decide
What boy is really true?
One whos handsome, funny, loyal
Smart, and romantic too
I need someone to match my wit
But not too clever for me
Someone very opinionated
Who can compromise and agree
I have searched the world twice over
And alas have come to find
Not one of the men I have fancied
Has been exactly the right kind
Ill tell you,
The popular guy was too cocky
He always had another gig
The nerd was really ugly
And the footballer was too big
The gothic kid was pretty nice
Until he got some fangs
And the ghetto boy from down the street
Only took walks with his gangs
The shy boy who sent me flowers
Wasnt cute for very long
I dont know why but it freaked me out
When he asked about our wedding song
And at first I thought bad boys were great
Truly sensitive deep down...men with a hidden avail...
Well the one I liked tried robbing a bank
Now hes serving up to ten years in jail
Oh and then that classic school hottie?
Making every girl swoon with his heyys
Yeah, too bad for me when I found out
I was only his girlfriend on Tuesdays
Poor Billy was too short
Robbys pick up lines were lame
Jake and Tom had amazing reflexes
Because they were always glued to a video game
Jesse was long-distance
Wed probably be together still
But I couldnt stop my dad from breaking it off
When he saw last months phone bill
Then, yes, okay call me shallow
But Dans looks were so uniquely attractive
Until puberty came along and hit him hard
Can anybody say Proactive?
And lastly (I hope) there was Chelly
My reniassance man! Quirky, friendly, and very astute
Then one day I was wondering what was up with his name...
And it turns out his boyfriend thought it was cute
So in all I guess I'm still on the hunt
For an impossibly compatible match, but not to fret!
E-harmony has assured me my perfect match is out there somewhere
I just haven't found him yet. :)
