Spike-Man

(This is the theme song of the Epic, AWSOME, and infamous SPIKE-MAN!) *If you haven't noticed by the time you finished, it's a rip-off cliché of Spider-Man*

Look up in the sky! It's a man! It's a plane! NO! It's Spike-man pushing somebody OUT of a plane! YAY!

Spike-man, Spike-man,
Can do whatever a Spike can,
He'll cut you up, real bad
After you see him, you'll be far from glad

OH YEA! You'll wish he didn't cut you up so bad!

He likes to drink loads of beer,
Takes a dump like a freakin' deer

He's mean to kids,
Beats 'em up
He hates dogs,
Especially pups

OH YEA! Here comes Spike-man!

He takes advantage of people who can't fight back
He'll whiplash you continuously on the back

He'll punch your face,
Out of its place,
He'll even maybe,
Eat your new-born baby

OH YEA! You don't wanna mess with Spike-man

Spike-man is a cannibal
He'll eat you up, like a meat-ball
Some say he's a freak,
I agree,

OH YEA! NO ONE- messes, with SPI-I-IKE! MA-A-A-A-AN!