Jesters Tale (funny)

Lords and ladies!
Maidens fair!
Your highness and your majesty!
Young prince and your princess!
What a lovely couple!
Let me fill your hearts with glee!
Court jester here!
To make you laugh!
Merry tales!
And rhymes enough!
Knights of the army!
Guards and peasants!
I come tonight!
To make your life pleasant!
An evenings to be had!
By one and all!
Come on now!
You'll have a ball!
Jump and dance and sing out your lungs!
Come on now theres LOTS OF FUN!!!
Minstrels and madams!
Hear my call!
The jester is here!
Theres fun for all!
Pass the root beer round!
Laugh a hearty sound!
Young jester here!
To lighten your moods!
Sing and dance and feel the groove!
I sing of merriment, riches and power!
Maidens more beautiful than the princesses flowers!
Locked high in castles, by evil witches!
Only to be saves, by heroic princes!
Magic and dance and fireworks too!
I tell my tales to all of you!
And now it is time for me to depart!
Oh and be careful!
The king just did a fart!