Oh my God!
Someone voted a 2, on this poem. I voted a 5, but wow. You had me laughing! haha woow.
I really liked this line "those poor pedestrians are lucky to be alive" it was funny, also, the first 4 lines made me smirk.
Anyways, good job, I enjoyed it, a lott!
=]
,'Jenny

This poem is a 5/5 this was so funny!!!!!
good job!

This was sooooo funny!

Hahaha!!! LOVE IT!!! It's good to know i'm not the only one who trips over the dog!