The Woes of Our Society...And Glamour Magazine

Want to look ten pounds slimmer?
'Cause if you don't, you'll be made fun of quick!
Want to look "chic" for work?
You know your paycheck depends on it!
Want to look sexy at night?
Florescent lights will reveal your every flaw
Want to look pretty on weekends?
Of course, that's what life is all about!
And don't you want to look gorgeous ALL the time?
You have to, because if you don't, they say you'll be all alone

These are the woes of our society,
this is everything you have to be
If you aren't beautiful,
you are out of luck!
Thanks to Glamour magazine.

Sorry if this offends...