So people always ask me
How on Earth I can possibly
Always be so happy,
And I tell them cheerfully:
It was a sunny day
In the U.S.A.
And the streets were full of life,
I was strolling down
And looking around
For some guy who needed a wife.
All of a sudden
Out of the blue,
A guy whose name was Coby appeared,
He asked me my name,
Complimented my face,
And pretty soon, we were sharing a beer.
I was in a state of bliss,
And I was oblivious,
To everything and everyone,
Janet stole my boyfriend,
Kirsten teased my tons,
And hitting Sue was no longer fun.
One sweet day,
Coby smiled at me,
I knew he was the only one for me,
The next morning I woke up
To see the church across the street,
Where Coby had just gotten married.
Oh, Hell has no fury
Like a woman without love,
I proved that very soon,
I got my boyfriend back,
Slapped Kirstens face,
And I almost murdered Sue!
Soon I started walking
And again looking around,
This time for a worthy-looking knife,
About ready to die,
When all of a sudden,
Simon walked into my life.
