I`m goin` to California to live among the biggest names,
Wear big sunglasses and bring myself to sweet fame;
Everybody says that the Hollywood lights fade out in time,
But I`ll make damn sure that my face stays high in sublime.
Up there in LA with their fancy cars and diamond rings,
I`ll dangle the paparrazi from my "ignore them" string;
With a drug dealer on speed dial and a million and one fans,
I`ll stand proud and tall, be a major part of media`s future plans.
My breath will smell like liquor, wearing barely nothing at all -
I`ll fake a pretty smile so no one knows when I`m ready to fall;
I`m going to California to live among the biggest names,
Wear big sunglasses and bring myself to sweet fame.
Everybody says that the Hollywood lights fade out in time,
But I`ll make damn sure that my face stays high in sublime;
With bleach blonde hair and innocent baby blue eyes,
I`ll be the next pathetic dream of all the teenage guys.
A poster girl for the next generation, don`t that sound like a dream;
With a handful of photographers, my bodyguard and I will be a team,
Beating off the pack of testosterone with an iron clad fist,
And putting every other dream girl at the bottom of my D list -
I`m gonna join the mile-high club and demand first class seats,
Make a fit if there`s not a new show on, to hell with the repeats;
I`m goin` to California to live among the biggest names,
Wear big sunglasses and bring myself to sweet fame.
Up there in LA with their fancy cars and diamond rings,
I`ll dangle the paparazzi from my "ignore them" string,
Don`t give a care to what they say about me in the end,
Because the drugs and alcohol can make a perfect blend -
Mix `em up and forget about the rest of the world out there,
That`s suffering while I get extensions put into my hair.
I`ll throw a big scene in Starbucks when my latte isn`t soy,
And storm off with what they call "this weeks sorry boy",
Throwing my life up into flames just for a bit of attention;
The good graces I threw away for this are too far gone to mention -
I`m goin` to California to live among the biggest names,
Wear big sunglasses and bring myself to sweet fame.
The Licentia Rhyme Form, a poetic form created by Laura Lamarca, consists of at least 3 12-line stanzas, the poem can be elongated adding on to the following rhyme scheme: aabbccddeeAA, BBffgghhiiAA, CCjjkkllmmAA
