The squirts

... i love ex.lax ...
There i sit broken hearted,
had to sh*t,
but only farted,
now i sit on this throne,
thinking what got stuck,
that damn chicken bone,
what the fu**,
this really hurts,
id pay some bucks,
to have the squirts,
oh man screw it i give up,
i think I'm gonna burst,
i need something to drink up,
before this gets worse,
i went to the store,
ex-lax i bought,
i drank it right there,
i never even thought,
on my way home,
my stomach got junkie,
i sh*t myself right there,
and that sh*t WAS FUNKY,
i got home,
guess it was still flowing,
i walked in the house,
with out even knowing,
i ran to the bathroom,
and stayed there awhile,
holy sh*t,
you shoulda seen the pile,
oh man that sucked,
I'm so glad that has past,
I'm the happiest man,
with a ring around my ass...