The unseen

I might as well be
i thought as i fed
my gerbil
to my snake
as i baked a birthday cake

there was that balloon again
the balloon shaped like a hen
it was tied to my leg
next to my beer keg

Then i saw
over by the wall
something so very scary
that i stopped rhyming

Then a ninja gnawed its way to my room
the balloon untied itself from my leg
and prepared its self for battle

the balloon popped
the ninja died
and my keg of beer
was French fried

at the door
i was astounded
that a spider sat
on the ground

it flew away
everyday
and came back
just to lay

eggs on my porch
more everyday
it would lay and lay
and fly away

it had 10 legs
but not all spiders do
most of the spiders
only have 2

it would spin a web
and flys would fly right threw it
and though the spider didn't notice
surely i knew it

then i was scared again
and stopped rhyming
for the remainder
of this beauty of a poem

then as i sat
on my porch all alone
with all the spider eggs
the balloon ate me and i died

The end