Forks and Spoons

Forks and Spoons
by Kristi H.

Guys are like forks, girls are like spoons;
That's what they'd like to say.
But I think that girls are the forks,
For they keep the spoons at bay.

I think that girls stab a lot better,
They attack with words like swords,
With many thoughts and much ideas,
Sprouting from a fork.

Guys are more like spoons,
They use pick ups more often,
But don't always get it right,
Until the food is softened.

Girls can be quite curvy,
But the truth is simply this:
Guys tend to be less straight,
If they ever share a kiss.

Spoons can carry objects,
But they have a deeper pit;
Like guys with bigger bellies,
To keep more food within!

Forks can't carry much,
But they can pick up more.
All they have to do is pick,
Any that are in store.

Forks and spoons need each other.
At least, that's what some think.
Forks hold solid, spoons hold liquid,
But which will hold the drink?

Girls are more like forks,
A utensil to love,
Telepathic to others,
Good at buttering up.

Guys are more like spoons,
They tend to lose their shine.
But if polished occasionally,
They'll look a bit more bright.

This may seem confusing,
I'm befuddling myself.
I'm talking about utensils.
I think I need some help!