Easter Bunny

I give the kids a candy treat,
once a year like Easter beer.
The candy treats taste like glue,
the beer it helps so drink you full.
Don't be scared it's gonna be fine,
cause i drink it all the time.

Jump along and sing a jumpedy song,
and try to find the eggs I've hide.
Hurry up or you'll lose,
so the eggs will be mine mine mine.
If find them you can't do,
I will call you a fool damn fool.

I stuck them up in your ugly ass,
that'll maybe help on the taste.
If you hate them buhuhu,
I'll stick them down your throat juhu.
The eggs are colored all black,
what can you do?
They are black because of you.

The kids look forward to see me,
and steel my candy cand eggs.
But I have a surprise this year,
Mickey Finn in the creamy eggs.
bang bang jumpy jump,
bing bing bong and down to count.

I'm the luny Easter Bunny,
every body likes.
No matter what I do to them,
they think I'm cute and fine.
A week the kids stay in bed,
after they've ate my chocolate eggs.

The Easter day is over now,
please don't be so sad your brat.
Before I go I leave a mark,
I pee in your watter and sleep in your bed.
I promise to come back next year,
and make you all eat crappy crack.