Why Ryte Like Dis?

by Jenni Marie   Sep 5, 2007


I've discovered what annoys me
It's when poems are 'ritten lyke dis'
When there's no punctuation anywhere
And random letters are missed.

When words and letters jammed together
Make the whole thing seem so bland
Squinting at the words in front of me
Trying my hardest to understand.

It's when I's aren't capitalized
When nothing makes any sense
Feeling nothing but frustration
Wondering if the author is dense.

It's coming to the conclusion
The author has no idea how to spell
Then getting all angry and offended
When you show them how to do it well.

So next time you start to write
Take your time, show that you care
Stop irritating me so bloody much
Make sure all the damn letters are there!

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  • 16 years ago

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Wow I couldnt agree with this poem more. I hate it when poems are written like that especially if they aren't placed under the internet slang spot so I can at least avoid them. And its so true that when I see that I lost a lot of respect for the author and I know that its not ture but I do think that they can't spell at all and thats why they are written like that. Beautifuly worded. And wonderful idea for the title, when I first saw it though I wasn't sure if I was going to read it, because I had a feeling that it was going to be full of slang and not placed under the right category like most people do. But now that I've read the poem I think it adds a flair to the poem like nothig else could. Nice job a definate 5/5

  • 17 years ago

    by Robert

    LOL That was a cool poem unfortunatly my spelling is bad and it reflects in my work but there is a method to the way I do things, so PLease don't be mistaken I have intelligence, but on here well lets say it is on vacation Plot121

  • 17 years ago

    by Wallace

    Interesting, And I agree with you, it really is annoying when people do that. Great job 5/5

  • 17 years ago

    by Chelsey

    I loved It!
    lmao.
    The poem was great.
    I know exactly what you mean, it also makes me mad when people will do something like this "DaT Wuz A WoNdErFuL PoEm"
    its like wtf?
    cant you just write it right?
    seriously.
    But anyways, I got of topic sorry.
    The poem was great, and oh so very true.
    xoxo
    --Chelsey

  • 17 years ago

    by JaM

    Very well said, and it's about time someone said it. Great poem, I love it.

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