COMEDY, (Stupid Bird)

Holy crap, tonight was just... It was good. I work at a resturant, called White spot by the way. I was just wondering, why do they call it white spot? Its not even a white building right? no actually it origionally was just a plain grey, black and brownish building that had a chicken on it. Chicken. That must be it. They're white right? lol So work was great, loved it it was an easy cooking day (Yeah I cook burgers and pastas and salads. It's a great place to eat.) So I was on my way home from work tonight, had a terrific night. When suddenly, (and I mean I was not ecspecting ANYTHING like this at all.) Just a REGULAR 30 min drive home, and this stupid FAT ASS bird hits my wind shield. The way I was looking out too see the car in front of me, because it was foggy out. MY WHOLE ATTENTION was just on that FAT ASS of a damn bird!!! And for a SPLIT second my heart just STOPPED. I was like.. WTF JUST HAPPENED!!!!???? A FUKING Bird just flew into my damn windshield. Now if that head had hit a little harder I swear my (CRACKED) windshield would have broken. But man it was soo loud, I had my radio CRANKED up and still heard a last CRY from the poor bird.. I was shocked.. Terrified I was gonna cry for the damn bird.. lol no I but I was just in WOW mood. After what seemed about 10 - 30 seconds I was all like "Oh I can't wait to be able to tell my friends a freak fat ass bird just WHIPPED into my windshield... They're GONNA be amazed!! HAHAH. The funniest part was saw this little suprise heading towards me about 2 seconds before it happend.. I was like WHAT THE... BLAM!!! Suprised and shocked. I looked into the back of my truck to see if the bird had landed in the back. Because if it did I had WICKED proof that it really happened. Naw I wasn't lucky enouch. Just a little feather that found it's way on my spare tire in the back. Whose gonna believe me about that? lol