Knock, Knock
Whose there?
God
God who?
Just God
Eve, I think its one of your relatives.
One of my relatives?
Adam, You are the only person I know.
Well, Its not one of my relatives.
Go see what he wants, Eve.
How do you know that is a he?
OK, go see wants she wants then.
How come I always have to be the bad guy?
Adam wants to know what you want.
Hey, where are you anyways?
I am a spirit, Eve.
Thats why you can't see me.
You sure you are not one of Adam's drinking buddies?
No, Eve.
I am a spirit.
I don't drink.
Well, what did it say, Eve?
You want to know what it says; You ask it Adam.
Fine.
Whatever.