Love me back

I love chocolate, boys, weekends, shopping, vacation, shoes, massages and messages.
But why doesn't any of this stuff ever love me back
If chocolate loved me it wouldn't break my face out
If weekends loved me it wouldn't end so soon
If shopping loved me then the prices wouldn't be so high for the things i need
If vacation loved me then i would go on them more often with the people i care about
If shoes loved me i wouldn't have fallen when my crush walked by
If massages loved me, people would offer me them sometimes, not the other way around
If messages loves me i would get them more often
If boys loved me they would treat me right
But if i loved myself then i would be happy with the things i do and never regret them as often

*Please comment and show some love*