Beware of the ferocious dragon bunny
He has a nose that's big a runny
Do you have the courage to face this beast
Or are you gonna run away before you become a feast
Big and fluffy with sharp and pointy fangs
On you way to fight the bunny your armor clangs
Knight deny to fight the bunny so rude
All the village people say we are all so screwed
Sticks and stone may break my bones
But the bunny will eat me as its stomach groans
The bunny will put me to the test
Or I'll end up poop just like the rest
I'll fight the dragon bunny and win
Get hit in the head and stars start to spin
I crapped myself in the fight but I have won
Now I'll change my underwear since I'm done
