MAURY CAN YOU HELP A SISTER OUT?

Maury can you help a sister out?
Im living this life with my baby whose without
His daddy who I cant seem to find
But when sleeping with men many come to mind

Imma 100% sure this is the guy
So he best damn be there to help my son get by
"The test proves hes not the father"
"Then I know who it is, sorry I bothered"

Imma 120% sure this is the man
So treat our son the best you can
"Im sorry to say hes not the one"
"I just want to find the father of my son!"

Ok Maury Im back again and 140% sure
I wont have to search for my sons daddy anymore
"He also isnt the dad, you can come back again"
"I slept with two brothers, it has to be one of them"

Here I am 160% sure
I will know my babies daddy when I walk out that door
"Im sorry to report, neither are the one your looking for"
"Give me one more chance, I am more positive than before"

200% sure thats all I have to say
So get ready to step up and be with your son everyday
"Im sorry but he is also not the father", "And after all these tests, I dont think youre the mother"

*This Is Not To Be Taken Offensively...Please Forgive Me If This Hurts Anyones Feelings*