Dirty Driving..........real funny........
by blindeyes Sep 18, 2007
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One night a police officer was stalking out a particular roudy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, fall on the curb, and try his keys on 5 different cars before finding his own. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling with his keys for several mins. Everyone left the bar and drove off, finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administrated the breathalyser test. The results showed a reading of 0.0 the puzzled officer demanded to know how this could be. The driver replied "tonight, I'm the designated decoy!!" |
