5/5 great work

You can write every type of poetry imaginable
Great work

That was amusing and true too.
I especially liked the first verse:
Oh, what pitiful creatures,
Dead skin cells on their heads...
Sickening little gazes,
That always stare when dead!

Though I bet all animals are like that; if a cat could talk, I bet it would say it's "as special as the main course" because it's not dumb. People take care of them!