That was really funny. It reminds me of a story I heard with the same idea. The girl was really at the dentist but it sounded like something else, but I loved how you wrote it.

Very funny got me think i was readin somethin out of a perverted handbook

That was funny! lol Yea u had me thinkin it was gonna be something dirty...

Omg this had my mind in the gutter. ROFL.