My Day

I got out of bed
And washed my hair
It was fun
I went out in the sun
Ran back inside
Cause by the sun i got fried
I was in a real mess
I'd forgotten to dress
I thought I'd better
So I put on a sweater
Pants or skirt I couldnt decide
I put on both, my mother sighed
Out of the house i did hurry
Strait to McDonalds for a McFlurry
Felt pretty guilty went to the gym
Wasn't open so I went for a swim
Got a stitch started to drown
Cute lifeguard not around
Mouth to mouth from Mr. Slim
Moral is DONT EAT AND SWIM!!!