To My Ex

Kick me in the balls,
and gouge out my eyes.
Rip open my head,
and fill it with lies.

Cut out my heart,
and stab it with knives.
And lock me in hell,
for a thousand lives.

Oh wait you can't,
because theres one hitch.
You already did,
you cheating b****.

But now I must thank you,
because I am free.
Of your evil ways,
and your misery.

I found my true love,
and my life is great.
My heart is no longer,
filled with hate.

So I bid you good luck,
with the rest of your life.
I know you'll need it,
my unfaithful ex-wife.