Dear Mr Harresment

Dear Mr Harassment,

Constantly you're harassing me
It's like there's nothing better to do
Made it abundantly clear it wont happen
To your thick head words don't make it through

What happened to make you this way?
Beginning to think you're quite insane
Clearly there has to be something wrong
...Do you even HAVE a brain?

Why do you insist on being such an idiot?
Thinking now that you need to get a life
Wonder what people would say if they knew
Colleagues, friends, particularly your wife...

I'd only be interested in you
If I wanted to seriously degrade myself
Wanted to sink to your atrocious level
And was in need of professional help...

Every time I look at you I'm disgusted
Thinking that you're so clever and slick
With your leering smile, deceitful eyes
Honey...Did you know you make me sick?