A lesson for a teacher.

"God is everywhere",
the teacher said in class,
then suddenly I giggled and gave out a Lil laugh,

The teach got all angry,
she looked at me with rage,
"Could u pls stand up boy and tell me ur name and age"

I said "Hi I'm peter I'm only eight yrs old,
I'm sorry if I seem disrespectful or bold",

"so whats going on boy,
or do I want to know?,
I'm here to teach religion class,
Not a comedy show",

"I'm sorry Its just 2 funny,
How would u know?
If god was everywhere would we not see some sort of glow?"

The teacher said "continue",
So I put my point across,
Is God the guy who rings the bell underneath the cross?,

I asked was he in Egypt,
I asked was he in my home,
I asked was he Scotland,
And not once did she say no,

"OK peter nw I think we had enough",
I asked for one more question I knew she was in a rush,

Is God in my garden swinging on my swing?,
Yes the teacher said now pls can I begin,

My smile just grew bigger,
and my teacher nearly died,
I laughed and grinned and said well I gt no swing I lied.

Pls comment!