Smack The Snake

by The Pessimistic Peabody   Oct 14, 2007


There was an old crackhead named sunny
Who was so adoringly funny
She'd swing round her bra
While shouting "TA DA"
And make it rain cookies like money

Its such a shame with my great mind
That this joker genius cannot find
A simple all inclusive line
That has yet to be designed
To describe someone even HALF as fine
As this zany friend of mine
1 part coffee addict, 1 part freaky feline
2 parts ninja to kick my worries' behind
1 part psycho and 2 parts kind
All thrown together to make one bright Sunshine!

All for you cuz......
You choke on grapes to make me laugh
And bra-whip misery out my path
Brew barrels of coffee so I can float
Let me choose any pocket in every coat
There is no need to make you understand
I'm content your here to hold my hand
I have no urge to share my sorrow
For you keep me focused on a brighter tomorrow
So through rain, snow or any weather
We'll always smack that snake together!

**Dedicated to that swiss cheese brained special someone****

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  • 16 years ago

    by 1Mistake

    Oh my damn!
    that was awesome! xDD!
    kudos to you for writing this!!

  • 17 years ago

    by Serina the Squid

    Ha ha, bit repetetive, but a good poem.

  • 17 years ago

    by Patience

    LOL....this poem made me laugh, great poem.

  • 17 years ago

    by Tracy D Rollings

    That was one of the most funniest poems I have ever read, great job, and nice to know you think so much of this person , how lucky they are ,, good work ,keep it up ,, (-_-)smiles, 5/5

  • 17 years ago

    by Renee

    Oh darn, I thought this was going to be a dirty poem. Well, any poem about Sunny is a little dirty lol. We all love Miss Sunshine! and I think you've made that quite clear in this poem full of inside jokes that nobody will get haha

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