The Seven Leaf Clover Part III: The Plane

One year ago, and eleven days exact
Scr*w it, you already know that
I’ll just skip to the facts:
There isn’t no way I’m going to complete this task

I managed to sneak on the plane ok,
The drivers haven’t spotted me
In fact, the two of them are pretty lame
With the corny jokes they’ve been discussing-

I’ve been on the plane for a couple of days
No idea where I am, no clue
I’m hungry because I didn’t pack any food
So all the food I’ve had... were rats

Still some time later,
I’m still on the plane, and I don’t dare look out the window
‘Cause if they see me
They seem pretty mean,
I have an idea what they’d do to me

Holy crap! I think we’re landing
Yes, we are, I can see the ground!
God how I missed it,
I’ll jump off and kiss it
As soon as these idiots leave the plane-

They left, coast it clear
I’m getting the freaking hell outta here!
So let’s check the map, and see where I am-
Still thirty four miles to go…DAMN!