The Seven Leaf Clover Part V: If you can't drive over...FLY!

Hey! remember me?
The guy who was always so unlucky?
No one ever pitied me
But if this story ever gets out,
I'm sure people will feel some regret
To their attitude towards me
But I really really doubt,
My story will ever come out
Because I'm going to just lie here and die...

Now that I'm waiting for death,
I decided to look around
I never actually noticed where I was until now-
There's a huge forest, right behind me
There's a little platform from where the plane and me landed
And a funny little silver light growing above the trees...
Wait! That's not normal! IT'S A FAERIE!

It looked really small,
Had soft looking, delicate wings
She has long brown hair,
Dark blue eyes,
And she- wait a second�
No, it can't be! She's a he?!

"Hello, mortal, how may I help thee?"
I gaped at him, showing all my teeth
"In case thou-eth not know-eth, I am a faerie!"
"Yea, but you're a dude!" I exclaimed
He glared at me for a moment
"Fine then, "he spat "Stay here and rot, you fatâ-"
"No, please help me! I want to destroy the Clover!"
"Then, if you please, follow me, come-eth on over!"

He grabbed my hand, and flapped into the dark night sky,
Leaving my shoes on the ground, where they look as small as flies
"Holy crap!" I yelled, looking all around
"Where to-eth?" he asked me, his wings fluttering up and down,
I looked at the map, and told him where to go

And he did take me there,
To the exact location
I can't believe how I thought this was over,
When my journey hasn't really even,
(I can't say 'begun' because that's so cliché, so I'm going to go with...)
Hasn't...ended