Her Farts

by Cody   Oct 20, 2007


Cockeyed Katie
Lives with her mom
Likes to talk British
And lay stink bombs
She inspires me
To make, pieces of art
Everytime she bends
And lets out a fart
Clearing a room
Causing dissarray
"Kate, stop eating,
them damn crepays!" (crepes - Inside Joke)
Although dangerous,
To watch my muse
She knows just how
To light my fuse
To cause a bang
And inspire me
Her farts help
Allow me to see

*4/06/06

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  • 16 years ago

    by cuddelyxbutxviciousXxX

    Omg!!! that was weird, but i kinda liked it, i liked the part about her clearing the room, and causing dissaray. that was cool!!!
    ~XDaRkAnG3LXx~

  • 16 years ago

    by Dino Dhamphyr

    Lol this one is funny
    "Kate, stop eating,
    them damn crepays!"
    kind of reminds me of my little sister
    haha

  • 17 years ago

    by CY GINDLE

    Lol my wife saids she never farts blames it on the dog funny stuff

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