Questions of a woman

by gack60   Oct 22, 2007


Why do men think they are so smart?
If lying was clever they would make it an art!

Why do they think that football is good?
They're not really crazy, just misunderstood!

Why do men with a cold, think they're going to die?
I think they should give childbirth a try!

Why is that men just cant seem to shop?
They're only out for an hour and start crying to stop!

Why do men have a passion for cars?
It's like were divided by the moon and the stars.

Why is "in a minute" a man's favorite phrase?
Then they keep you waiting until the end of days

Why do men think that they're always right?
Yet when an argument starts they disappear out of sight.

Why was I inspired to write all this down?
Because questions of a Man is the talk of the town!

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  • Kind of confusing, but this is good. Not a poem though. 4/5

    <mOnStRiTo'S pRiNcEsS>

  • 17 years ago

    by Jackie

    Hahahaha I thought this was so funny and very true, I ask those questions on a regular basis, very good poem

  • 17 years ago

    by Nat

    Omg, It's funny but yet so true!
    Wow it definitely deserves a 5/5

    :D

  • 17 years ago

    by Pete

    And the second installment arrives, good to see it mate. Its a really good poem. I love how you're using such stereotypes yet they still seem to fit.

    Another nice poem, the two sides compliment each other well.

    ~Pete.

  • 17 years ago

    by The Queen of Spades

    Haha what a cute poem! The rhyming scheme was impeccable and you spoke the clear stereotypes, which isn't always the truth but was very comical. Excellent work! 5/5