The Seven Leaf Clover Part X: The End

Here I am,
Fighting a clover
Man, you'd think it's pathetic
But it's not, so think it over

The Clover is floating around in mid-air
Shooting this huge Lazer Beam thing at me
I'm dodging, and ducking
Cowering and diving
Trying to reach the sword-
This isn't fair!

BOOOM! I ducked,
BOOOM! Oh, ****! (I can't say the word but it rhymes with duck. And puck.)
BOOOM! Going behind the tree-
I think I'm gonna pee...

"Come out, you moron
Die like a man!
Come out, come out idiot,
You don't even have a plan?"

I brought out all my courage,
All my stupidity
And insanity,
And I walked away from the tree
And faced the Clover, which was looking at me

"Either you're brave,
Or just really stupid,
But I'll kill you either way,
Goodbye, you- HEY!"

I dived for the sword,
And grabbed the handle,
I pulled it out of the stump
And held it like I would a candle (I used to roleplay being a Samurai using a candle...yea...)

"Ha ha! You do have tricks up your sleave!
But let's see how those tricks work against me!"

BOOOM! I swung the sword,
And it hit the beam,
He shot another one right at me,
But I just deflected it,
Like the one before it,
The Clover yelled, "NO! IT CAN'T BE!"

So I charged at the puny thing,
Grabbed it in my hand
"You may think you defeated me,
BUT THIS AIN'T THE END!"
He flew out of my grasp,
And down into my mouth
Down my throat,
Oh snap- this is gross

I could hear him inside me,
Laughing with glee
What am I going to do now?
I'M NOT LETTING HIM LIVE INSIDE ME!

He started banging around,
Making lots of sounds,
He started to possess me!
The pain was unbearable-
So I thought really quickly,
He's going to kill me,
But if I'm going down-
I'm bringing him with me

So I gripped the sword hard,
And braced myself quickly
I lunged the sword into my chest,
Let's see him get out of this-
Let's see him do his very best...

I felt pain for a moment,
I could hear it screaming,
All's going black,
The pain is going away...

And now, I am finally free,
Of the Seven Leaf Clover,
That has been haunting me